Socials · written by Niamh, social sec

The three hoursafter the squash.

Wednesday is the fixed point of the week — Dirty Duck first, Copper Rooms later, home at a time nobody admits to. There is always a soft-drinks table, nobody keeps a register, and the tour is the best five days of the year.


Regular socials

What happens every week

Wednesday, 20:00

The Wednesday social

Post-fixture pints at the Dirty Duck, then Copper Rooms for those still standing. Themed roughly once a month.

first drink on the club in week one

Sunday, 16:00

Post-play lunch

Straight off court 8 to the Varsity for a roast. The most civilised thing the club does.

no sign-up, just turn up

Fortnightly, Friday

Games night

Someone’s flat, a deck of cards and an argument about squash rules. Entirely alcohol-optional.

location posted in WhatsApp

End of term

Awards dinner

Three courses, club awards, and speeches that go on slightly too long. Formal dress, informal behaviour.

£25, subsidised by the club


Tour — Lisbon, 2026

Five days, two clubs, one very long coach to Stansted

Tour runs in the Easter break: two friendly fixtures against local clubs, one social every night, and an afternoon that is officially free but always ends up on a court somewhere. Open to every member regardless of standard — roughly a third of last year’s tour party had joined that October.

£185 all in: flights, five nights, both fixtures, tour kit. Deposit of £50 due 14 November.

Day oneCoach to Stansted, flight, first night outMeet at 4am by Rootes. Sleep is optional and rarely achieved.
Day twoFixture v Lisbon Squash ClubSix-string friendly, followed by dinner hosted by the club.
Day threeFree dayOfficially free. Historically ends with eleven people on a public court in Belem.
Day fourFixture v Clube VII, then tour dinnerThe big one. Tour kit worn, photographs taken, standards slip afterwards.
Day fiveFly homeQuiet coach. Someone always loses a racket bag.
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Charity events

Twelve hours, one ball still in play

The racket-athon is our big one: continuous play on court 8 from 8am to 8pm, members rotating in pairs, sponsorship by the hour. Three years running, over £6,000 raised for Mind.

Alongside it we run a charity doubles night in term two and put a team into the SU sports charity week.

24 OctRacket-athon for MindTwelve hours of continuous play on court 8, members rotating in pairs.£2,140
FebCharity doubles nightHandicapped doubles on the big court, entry by donation.£610
MarSU sports charity weekClub team in the inter-society challenge, plus a bake sale nobody expected to work.£480

Come for the squash. Stay for everything after it.